Bumper Stickers

• Horn broken. Watch for finger.
• Keep honking... I'm reloading.
• Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
• All generalizations are false.
• Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
• I brake for no apparent reason.
• Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
• I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
• Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal.
• We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• I love cats... they taste just like chicken.
• Rehab is for quitters.
• I get enough excercise just pushing my luck.
• Sometimes I wake grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
• Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
• I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
• Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
• No radio - already stolen.
• OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
• Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
• It's lonley at the top, but you eat better.
• A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
• Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
• Make it idiot proof and somebody will make a better idiot.
• Be nice to kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
• There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't.
• Caution: I drive like you do.