Condoms Slogans

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and keeping their same slogans...

• Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better.
• Lego Condoms - What will you make today?
• Tesco Condoms - Every little helps.
• Nike Condoms - Just do it.
• Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?
• Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
• Vauxhall Condoms - Raising the Standard!
• Sony Condoms - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
• Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
• KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
• Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
• Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
• Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
• Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing.
• Duracell Condoms - Keep going and going.
• Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
• Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
• Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper.
• Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide.
• FCUK Condoms - No comment required.
• Muller Light Condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.
• ESSO Condoms - The Eye of the Tiger
• Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.
• British Airways Condoms - The World's Favourite Condom.
• British Rail Condoms - We're getting there.
• Halford Condoms - We go the extra mile.
• On-digital Condoms - Plug and play!!!!
• Guinness Condoms - Good Things Come To Those Who Wait.
• Philips Condoms - Lets make things better!
• BT Condoms - Stay in touch!
• Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
• National Lottery Condoms - It could be you!
• Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
• Mars Condoms - A condom a day keeps the doctor away!!!
• Renault Condoms - Size really does matter!
• Ronseal Condoms - Does exactly what is says on the tin.
• Ronseal Quick-Drying Condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes.
• Domestos Condoms - Gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)
• Heineken Condoms - Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot each.
• The Star Trek Condom - To boldly go where no man has gone before.
• Bounty Condoms - A taste of paradise.
• Pedigree Chum Condoms - Top breeders recommend it.
• Nokia Condoms - Connecting people.
• One-2-One Condoms - Who would you most like to have a 1-2-1 with?
• Vodafone Condoms - How are you?
• Carlsburg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world.
• AA Condoms - For the 4th emergency service.
• Pepperami Condoms - It's a bit of an animal.
• Polo Condoms - The condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)